Motueka River, famous for brown trout fly fishing, runs alongside our B&B Motueka River, famous for brown trout fly fishing, runs alongside our B&B Motueka River, famous for brown trout fly fishing, runs alongside our B&B Motueka River, famous for brown trout fly fishing, runs alongside our B&B Motueka River, famous for brown trout fly fishing, runs alongside our B&B

 

KBTrout Greeting Cards

humorous photographic cards made by Heather

    In her spare time, Heather produces a range of humorous greeting cards which are distributed
nationwide through 'Live Wires' and in the UK through 'Cath Tate Cards'.
     These are on display and are for sale along with her art works.

After losing 10kg she became impossible to live with.

After losing 10kg she became impossle to live with

We 3 queens disoriented are.

We Three Queens Disoriented Are

They were determined to stay Young and With It. They were determined to stay young and with it

The Over 40's Synchronised Swimming Club.The Over 40's Synchronised Swimming Club

Searching for the Meaning of Life. Searching for the Meaning of Life

He should never have wished for a big dick, a cute chick, and a shag.He should never have wished for a big dick, a cute chick and a shag

Damn those kids and their stupid birthday presentsDamn those kids and their stupid birthday presents

Sometimes when you least expect it you find your Perfect MatchSometimes when you least expect it, you find your perfect match

Holy Cabbages! It must be the fertile soil.Holy Cabbages! It must be the fertile soil

Sally was aghast when she realised she had thrown the baby out with the bathwater again.Sally was aghast when she realised she had thrown the baby out with the bathwater again

It's perfectly natural to feel completely stuffed at timesIt's perfectly natural to feel completely stuffed at times

Paddle Your Own Canoe.Paddle your own canoe

As the tide went out we finally found Dad.As the tide went out we finally found Dad

She was caught in a terrible dreadlockShe was caught in a terrible dreadlock

The cockles and mussels were especially good that day.The cockles and mussels were especially good that day

Take life one step at a time.Take life one step at a time

DVD installation for the over 50's.DVD installation for the over 50's

The empty nest celebration wasn't going so well.The empty nest celebration wasn't going so well

Holy Mackerel! His mother was telling the truth after allHoly Mackerel! His mother was telling the truth after all

They were contemplating their inner soles.They were contemplating their inner soles

Jack insisted on wearing his non-regulation flippers. There were murmurings in the clubhouse.Jack insisted on wearing his non-regulation flippers. There were murmurings in the clubhouse

She lost the plotShe lost the plot

It was James' turn to change the nappy.It was James turn to change the nappy

When I met the great onion I had a strange feeling, as though being understood for the first time.When I met the great onion, I had a strange feeling, as though being understood for the first time
Never stop searching for WonderlandNever stop searching for Wonderland
Your never too old to be young at heart.You're Never Too Old to be Young at Heart
Leave your troubles and cares behind you.Leave your troubles and cares behind you
With Age Comes DignityWith Age Comes Dignity
flossWhat do you mean, I should floss more often
Retirement was everthing he thought it would be.Retirement was everthing he thought it would be
Pot Heads.Pot Heads

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